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Post by gonnaenodaethat on Dec 3, 2023 13:42:34 GMT
“Ye forget thoosands o things every day – Make sure this is yin o them”
So there ah wiz last night minding ma ain beeswax as usual (ah see ye laughing at thi back) daeing whatever ye would imagine a pretendy Preacher would be up tae oan a particular Baltic Scottish Saturday fir ma peace & quiet tae be disturbed by yet another, supposed, leak fae thi local Chocolate Factory.
Efter finally tracking doon thi visuals ah put thi two pinter o thi TRUTH juice tae one side & sat doon fir a minute or two silently contenplating what ma peepers hud just witnessed.
Thi phrase “Ma pals faither works at Rockstar” seemed tae me be a bit o jocular messin oan this latest wannabee attention seekers part until ah got tae thi part that said aye Aaron's a really really cool dude.
Ah wiz instantly whipped back tae a day earlier oan this year where ah encountered a young gadgie fae thi local hood in thi course o ma daily business who said those exact words tae me aboot Beardy Beardy as oor conversation hud angled oan tae what were his favourite video games to which his reply was anything by Rockstar as his pals dad Aaron worked fir them.
Noo ah ken what aw ye “professional observers” are thinking that ah quizzed him fir info but ye should aw ken ma modus by noo that ah dinnae work that way at aw – the maist ah said wiz that yer pals dad's no Aaron Garbutt is he which he answered aye he is & tae be fair ah took that as a big unconfirmed fact as ahm a naturally suspicious fella.
Funnily enough in addition to this it transpired that ah hud previously met this gadgies faither a number o time oer a few years which is by thi by but shows Embra truly is indeed a village.
Noo he might no be this thrill seeker supposedly oot tae get bonus rep fir his exploits but if he is will be classed as a minor under Scottish Law & ye aw need tae lay off thi young gadgie.
Fir what it's worth & if ma observations o thi lad are true in thi short time ah spoke whae him then ah dinnae think he meant any maliciousness by his actions or either that he wiz ultimately looking fir clout in thi community so ah would ask ye aw tae huv a bit o humanity aboot ye oan this matter.
Ah reached oot tae thi Chocolate Factory via a middleman last night tae offer help in identifying thi gadgie responsible but as of writing thi days statement they huvnae responded – BTW this doesnae mark me as a grass as ah oanly want thi laddie tae get thi help & protection that ah feel he might need at this time.
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Post by evelpod666 on Dec 3, 2023 16:03:54 GMT
Thankyou for your Sunday Service
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Post by gonnaenodaethat on Dec 3, 2023 16:09:29 GMT
Last couple o things fae last nights shenanigans:
Will Beardy Beardy get thi heave ho fae Sham thi Bam?
Dinnae be daft thi man's basically responsible fir making aw thi loons “visions” come tae life.
What will happen tae his laddie?
Probably be banned fae haein mates roond thi hoose until 2035
Will thi Oompah Loompahs continue working fae hame in their Jim Jams whilst stroking their assorted pussies?
Not a hope in hell & thi local Delis are, as ah type, upping their bagel & croissant orders in anticipation o aw thi wee sweaties returning full time.
Is thi latest l**k real?
Putting ma baws in a VI:CE & very oota character but, visually, Yes.
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Post by Luigi on Dec 3, 2023 16:23:15 GMT
Thank you for the sunday service and the service you are doing in general P.
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Post by lovefistguy12 on Dec 3, 2023 18:54:52 GMT
Thank you for the Sunday Service. This one felt a lot like one of Dutch’s emergency meetings.
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Post by Shinee on Dec 3, 2023 22:47:26 GMT
""Putting ma baws in a VI:CE & very oota character but, visually, Yes.""" VI:CE?  Btw thank you P! |
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Post by Shinee on Dec 4, 2023 3:28:04 GMT
Got me thinking... The very first scene of Trevor is shaggin.....
And we know GTA VI Is Aw Aboot Thi Shaggin
Will the first or one of the first shots of GTA VI (CE?) will start with a sex scene? Quite the bold move from Rockstar, if that's so...
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Post by VCPR on Dec 4, 2023 6:10:42 GMT
Got me thinking... The very first scene of Trevor is shaggin..... And we know GTA VI Is Aw Aboot Thi Shaggin Will the first or one of the first shots of GTA VI (CE?) will start with a sex scene? Quite the bold move from Rockstar, if that's so... Nah, these plans were scrapped after Zelnick got rid of Dan |
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Post by lovefistguy12 on Dec 4, 2023 15:00:30 GMT
I reread the service this morning in place of the daily paper whilst sipping my coffee, and I realized something - why is P talking about delis, bagels, and croissants?
“thi local Delis are, as ah type, upping their bagel & croissant orders in anticipation o aw thi wee sweaties returning full time.”
I did some research and found this (translated to Vice City):
In Vice City, the cultural influence of bagels and croissants can be found, though it's not as predominant as in cities like Liberty City for bagels or Paris for croissants. Here's a brief overview:
1. Bagels:
Vice City, with its diverse population, has a notable Jewish community, particularly in neighborhoods like Ocean Beach. This has led to a presence of bagel shops and delis, especially in areas like the Shopping District and Vice Beach Plaza. Bagels are a staple in Jewish cuisine, and you'll find authentic bagel stores in these areas serving traditional bagels and Jewish deli fare.
2. Croissants:
Vice City's proximity to Latin America and its substantial European expatriate community contribute to a varied culinary scene. Croissants, being a popular item in French bakeries, can be found in Vice City's more cosmopolitan areas like Downtown, Overtown, and Little Haiti. Additionally, French bakeries and cafes scattered across the city offer a variety of croissants and pastries.
Both bagels and croissants in Vice City are more a reflection of the city's diverse culinary scene rather than a deep-rooted cultural element specific to the area. You'll find excellent examples of both, often in bakeries and cafes that blend different cultural influences.
So now I have other questions. What does P mean by:
1. Visions coming to life? (I really think MindsEye is related to the story somehow, and sentient, weaponized AI is going to be a major story arc)
2. Why 2035? (Could be target date for following GTA)
3. Why VI:CE? Will it be called GTA VICE?
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Post by Luigi on Dec 4, 2023 16:15:52 GMT
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Post by lovefistguy12 on Dec 4, 2023 16:38:50 GMT
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Post by itscoming2020 on Dec 4, 2023 18:16:14 GMT
do we really think p would write the "truth" so openly? i dont think thats reality, theres much info in that post (2020 before some things changed, maybe it was the reality but now? hm) thanks p for your service |
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Post by Shinee on Dec 4, 2023 19:17:34 GMT
do we really think p would write the "truth" so openly? i dont think thats reality, theres much info in that post (2020 before some things changed, maybe it was the reality but now? hm) thanks p for your service Yeah, I don't think he would write "truth" so openly. He's definitely joking. If he wasn't he would say it in a form of cryptic riddles. Remember the infamous statement back in January 2020 gtaforums.com/topic/848681-poll-gta-vi-announcement-release-predictions/page/24/#comment-1071060115 |
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Post by evelpod666 on Dec 4, 2023 19:17:42 GMT
do we really think p would write the "truth" so openly? i dont think thats reality, theres much info in that post (2020 before some things changed, maybe it was the reality but now? hm) thanks p for your service Part Truth....Mostly Satire |
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Post by ooi on Dec 5, 2023 14:51:17 GMT
I thought VI:CE meant "GTA VI: Complete Edition" because there would be a release with all DLCs in the future. But now i understand the meaning. 
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